Andy: So do you want something to drink?
TUoC: Sure, thanks!
Andy reaches into the refrigerated drink section,
pulls out a cold Bear Beer,
cracks it open,
and hands it to me.
TUoC: I can’t drink this in the middle of a grocery store!
Andy: We’ll turn off the cameras.
TUoC: I have to drive home after this!
Andy: What, you live two minutes away?
TUoC: Well, actually about one minute.
Andy: Okay then.
TUoC: Well okay.
— Philly Market, Ayios Dometios.